Conservatives Put Religion in Schools, Now Satanists Want In

By: Sam Watanuki | Last updated: Sep 03, 2024

The push by conservative lawmakers in Florida and Texas to allow religious chaplains in public schools has sparked a fierce debate that likely caught proponents off guard.

This decision, intended to support Christian values, has unintentionally opened the door for ministers from other faiths, including the Satanic Temple. The question now is: who gets to decide which religions are represented in public schools?

The Satanic Temple’s Bold Move

Founded in 2013, the Satanic Temple is known for its provocative stances on religious freedom. The group, which is recognized as a religion by the IRS, does not worship Satan but uses Satan as a symbol of rebellion against arbitrary authority.

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They argue that if Christian chaplains are allowed in schools, then their ministers should also be welcomed.

Why Satanists Want In

The Satanic Temple sees the introduction of chaplains in public schools as an opportunity to challenge religious exclusivity, especially with DeSantis’ recently signed measure allowing volunteer chaplains in schools.

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Co-founder Lucien Greaves explains, “If they pass these bills, they’re going to have to contend with ministers of Satan acting as chaplains.” The group believes this debate highlights the ongoing encroachment of religion into public life, something they actively oppose.

The Controversial Chaplain Laws

In 2023, Texas and Florida’s Ron Desantis passed laws allowing school boards to vote on whether to appoint chaplains in their districts. These chaplains could serve in capacities similar to school counselors, including having on-campus offices or even being paid by the districts.

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While proponents argue this helps provide moral guidance, critics see it as a direct threat to religious neutrality in schools.

Legal Pushback and Constitutional Concerns

Legal experts warn that the new chaplain laws could lead to numerous lawsuits. They argue that excluding certain religious groups while promoting others violates the First Amendment’s guarantee of religious freedom.

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“The Constitution is unambiguous about this,” says Lucien Greaves, emphasizing that public schools cannot favor one religion over another without legal repercussions.

The Satanic Temple’s Provocative Tactics

Known for their controversial methods, the Satanic Temple has previously taken advantage of Christian campaigns to make their point. When Arkansas placed a Ten Commandments statue outside its State Capitol, the Temple responded by unveiling a statue of the goat-headed figure, Baphomet.

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This time, they plan to place their ministers in schools, using the very laws that conservatives supported to push for equal representation.

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A Broader Trend of Religious Involvement

Interest in the Satanic Temple has surged in recent years, coinciding with a decline in the number of self-identified Christians in the U.S. and an increase in efforts by right-wing activists to introduce Christian doctrines into public policy.

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This growing trend reflects a broader cultural clash over the role of religion in public spaces, especially in education.

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The Unexpected Allies

The Satanic Temple isn’t the only group opposed to chaplains in schools. In Florida, organizations like the Florida Council of Churches and the National Council of Jewish Women have also voiced their concerns.

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Over 100 Texas pastors signed an open letter urging districts not to hire chaplains, fearing the program could lead to religious coercion or favoritism.

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Concerns Over Chaplain Qualifications

Critics of the chaplain program argue that religious figures might not have the necessary training to address students’ mental health needs. Rebecca Thompson, a mental health professional on the Broward County School Board, argues that “unqualified people” could do more harm than good.

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She emphasizes the need for certified counselors rather than religious figures to provide appropriate student support.

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The Legal and Social Fallout

The debate over chaplains in schools is far from over. Legal battles are expected as groups like the Satanic Temple challenge the constitutionality of the laws.

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The outcome could set a precedent for how religion is represented in public institutions across the country. As Jay Wexler, a law professor, points out, “Do they really care about opening up their spaces for religious pluralism, or is this just about promoting one view of God and Christianity in the public space??”

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Public Reaction and Future Implications

Public reaction to the introduction of chaplains has been mixed, with some communities welcoming the idea and others rejecting it outright.

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The Osceola County School Board, for example, initially considered the program but later dropped it after the Satanic Temple expressed interest in participating. This uncertainty reflects broader societal debates about the place of religion in public education.

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What’s Next for Schools and Religion?

As more states consider similar bills, the debate over religious representation in schools is likely to intensify. The Satanic Temple is preparing to place its first ministers in schools in Florida and Oklahoma.

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This move could ignite further discussions about the balance between religious freedom and maintaining secular public spaces, setting the stage for a new chapter in the ongoing battle over religion in public life.

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